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Old Pappy is my little brothers alter ego who enjoys telling VERY elaborate stories including famous tales such as:
"The Time I Shaved mah Beard"
"The time the Giant Squid took Mah Hat"
"That one Time when I created the universe"

And of coarse who could forget:

"Tha time when I shaved Mah Beard AGAIN!"

Little is known and even less is understood about Old Pappy and his Timeless ways. He seems to have the ability travel vast distances by means of "Beard Grappling" though not shown here in this image, Old Pappys Beard often seems never-ending spanning the distance of time and space itself. Just when you think you've heard it all, Pappy sits you down for another wondrous tale.
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WTF

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~JawaTech Mar 2, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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Most scientists have not yet discovered this fact yet but Dark Matter is ACTUALLY just an old part of Old pappy's beard! Yeah back in Negative Seven hundred Billion billion BC old pappy saw tha planets and stars and galaxies and such just a whirlin about and knew he had to do somethin QUICK before they got outta hand see! So He did a mighty old grapple and grappeled all of the planets and stars together with his beard and Saved the universe once again! He had to shave it off though because it was such a mighty grapple that he would just be floatin around in deep space otherwise and he tended to get mighty restless out there after a while. So he shaved it all off and that is what binds us together to this very day thanks to Old Pappy

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